I know I skipped a few books in the series, but if you read the books you will understand why I had to, And if you haven’t read the series, stop now, and turn around and sign in to your wattpad.
If you have read the series, you will understand why i will use rainbow language. Yes, kids, yet another BR-MA.
In the book before Death is my Frenemy two very odd things happen.
Faith is now a reaper, she has claws and fangs, and taste for human souls.
And her teddy bear is a demon. HUHA GOT ‘EM! … I had to, the moment was too perfect.
The Book Death is my friends with Benefits starts off with Faith sleep, listen to death talking to her, and a small convo between someone else. She doesn’t get to leave death’s side until she gets her cloak. Death says that Faith will kill for him… hold the damn phone. That can’t happen, if she kills someone her pure soul will be ruined, so that won’t happen, sorry deathypoo.
With the title Friends with Benefits, you would think they would make out more.
They don’t, but when they do its worth it, even though there are SO MANY teasers. Right when you think they will make out, they end up fighting. HELL NO! I want my Make out scenes.
When Faith is couscous she is half naked and in David Star's office, and in a cloak. Which she lets go. *Facepalm* Imagine Death’s deadly excitement when he finds out.
Death takes Faith out. While out she gets this hunger, and her fangs grow in.
*I would love fangs*
When Death deals with her pain, they continue to move. They go to an abandon bar, because they are being followed by demons, who love the taste of a transitioning reaper. Death goes to kill the demons leaving Faith alone, and of course his father shows up. His father wants Faiths pretty little soul for his own evil purpose. He tells Faith some bullshit, that makes her question everything. when Death comes in like a boss, and his father leaves, Death decides they will go to a club.
Shit is about to go down now.
So they get to the club. Death tells Faith to tell other demons that she is his girlfriend. Then she gets separated from them, and gets high on fucking life.
She picks a fight… when the fight ended real quick.
Then she starts grinding between to hot demons. You know this bitch sees Death staring at her, but stays between the two guys.
Then kisses one. *face palm*. When she is face to face with Death again, he is as drunk as a fish. They get into a fight. *Round one Bitch!* Death gets a million girls in less than a second, and Faith finds her guy. She sees this beauty dancing with Death, and takes a drink from a guy’s cup. Then they started mouthing dirty words to each other. And when the songs change, they start dancing so she thinks, but with transition into a Reaper, comes hallucinations.
And to make life better, Faith gets drunk, from drinking from another mans cup… which was filled with Demon blood. *facepalm* bitch why?
She is now drunk… and broken. Now remember this is only chapter five. *Bruh, what the fuck, Bruh* Now the next part is where I got confused.
She meets with a guy name Ace, he tells her she is life. *HALLELUJAH* And she will destroy death*Bitch I hope the dafuq, you be a dead son of a bitch* Like i said,in the beginning. I don’t want to give TOO much away, if I explained the whole ending in my point of view, it would be four pages long… for one chapter.. The ending is where things get good. I am going to sum it up, nice, and sweet. SPOILERS
Faith and Death have a fight. Where he tells her to get over him, and she calls him a dick. Moments after they get in a fight. Death’s father, with someone else from his past. Death tells faith to run. When she is dragged away with another group of Demons that told to protect her, they end up getting caught. When they are dragged back to the room the fled from Death is bloody on the floor. *Sharpened knife, literally what I said: Which of you hoes did this, you ‘bout to be a dead son of bitch, I tell yah!* Faith made up for my anger.
She used her powers. A glowing glory poured out her hands, and she was stopped by Death, who had blue eyes, her blue eyes, instead of his green ones. not only did she heal Death, but turned a demon into a human. *I took a cold shower that night*
Faith wakes up in Death’s bed. Death still had her blue eyes. She goes to take a shower, and when she is gets out she is greeted by Death’s naked glory
*Lucky bitch*.
While he was washing she saw his dead mother in the mirror *insidious 3*. His mother said she was putting Death in danger, and she should follow her. When death gets out of his shower, his mother is gone, and a section of his hair is blonde. Looks like Faith did a number on him.
Now something fun. The two make a bet, Faith bets she can pin him down for 10 seconds. And if she wins she gets to go have fun for the day, but if she loses then Death gets a strip tease *LOSE!!!* They have a conversation, it gets pretty intense, but they end up falling asleep in the same bed. Now it’s time to get you pissed.
She wakes up alone. She looks in a room, and finds that BITCH TIARA GRINDING ALL UP ON DEATH.
Faith says how much she wants to rip her throat out, but doesn’t. *Facepalm*
She needs to stop contemplating life *haha, she is life* and go murder a bitch.
Death stops them from having sex, and tells Tiara he can’t. Tiara questions, that he might love Faith. *Yup, he does, now go you bitch*
Death denies it.*scoffs*
Yet he couldn’t stop going on and on about her. Tiara leaves *Bye, bye, bitch. don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya*
Now I get to the ending ending, I am skipping, I know, but I have a lot to say about this ending
They go out to dinner, Their original plans were changed, and they head to a fancy restaurant. They get in a fight when Death almost kills their taxi driver. So when Faith is done yelling at him he says , and i quote: “Are we going to make out and break things in the men’s bathroom or the women’s bathroom?”
They did. *Smiles like an idiot*
When they break the kiss, they go eat. Adventually this leads to Faith killing someone. And they weren’t really people, but it was test put together by Death. *What the actual fuck did I just read* And to make the situation even more complicated, Death tells her that she is going to die in two months, and she asked if he kills her. He says yes. Then she says well ok, bye. And says she will die, so she is going away to do what she wants for two months. She leaves Death. *Now turn around and say you’re joking and make out again… no?...okay…*
Well I guess that's ok because the next book is death is my Soulmate is next
Wait, there are only 10 parts in that book
Must have slipped my mind that ending I have been waiting for only has ten parts *cries*
All we can do is wait.
*start another book and try to get over the pain*
Check of the amazing book and scream because you can't read all of the last book.
Don't forget to look for our comments
Neverlander_555 and taytay2726
Logan gives this book a 5/5 (Even though it may be confusing as hell)
Taylor gives this book a 5/4 (Needs more make out scenes and also confusing as hell)
0 comments:
Post a Comment