Queen Of Shadows by: Sarah J Maas

Queen of Shadows By: Sarah J Maas,

*closes book*

*stares out window*

*blinks after two hours of thinking*

What the Fuck just happened to me?

My emotions are actual shit at this point. Please help me.

This is book is where the plot just twist into a knife and just stabs you continuously.

This is going to have spoilers. This is also a BR-MA.

So QOS and it’s most important moments and details…

Aelin is back in Arandal. She left Rowan behind. After everything she just wants to calm everything down. She is currently powerless from  all the spell because of the stones.

Aelin finds out the king has her cousin Aedion, and plans on  killing him. Not only that but demons have taken over people using collars and rings. But these beast don’t stop the future Queen from going after family. She cannot do it alone.

I know that Rowan and Aelin had there thing and their friendship is strong and long, but i have my Choal OTP gear bitches. They are going to reunite and Choal is going to be in game.

When they reunite… it’s like doves flying… trying VERY  hard to get away. But, she had been gone for a long time and a lot of things have happened. So they must be fine-

Nope. Lets get to chapter motherfucking 7! That bitched popped out like “HERE’S JONNY!” Choal is sleeping with some other hoe, whos name I cannot pronounce or remember. Here is real live footage of the  OTP ship emplouding.

In the last one if it’s clear that the hope vanished. I think we should get out of pain and hit the glory. *Rips off Choal OTP gear with Rowan OTP gear under and ready to go*

Aelin sneaks into the castle as a dancer and saves her cousin from a painful death. Now when I say that Aelin and Aedion are family goals, I mean it. Aedion is a sarcastic prick who I love with all my heart.

Now I want to get to my favorite scene. Aelin is in the bar and she smells pine and snow.  She is entranced by the smell and goes out the bar into the alley. She sees man covered by a hood, and runs up to him and cries into his chest. She is followed by her friends and Choal. They don’t know who this guy is at first.

Now this hoe Lysandra comes in. She wants to kill Abrobynn.

Now Abrobynn is an ass, he is the King of Assassins and bastards, but come on…

So the ladies begin to plan.

*Another thing you need to know is that Rowan and Aelin sleep in the same bed, and Aelin sleeps in lace nightgowns, getting the right kind of reaction of Rowan.

Another big plot twist is when they go to Abrobynns dinner party. Now Aelin is wearing this beautiful dress that has a dragon design up the back. She looks like a queen.  Before dinner Aelin and Abrobynn kill this demon Aelin had brought him.  Abrobynn took the ring off of the demons fingers (Remember: The ring is what puts the demon inside the person/ the person that puts it on the other person has control over that said other person)

Now after the dinner Abrobynn and Aelin go to have a little conversation. Of course Aedion and Rowan have their ears pressed against the door so hard they practically become the damn door.

Now like the slick ass motherfucker this damn prick is Abrobynn slips the damn ring on her finger. (I screamed… then punched the book… then apologized for said violence) then he makes her smile and say she loves him (I literally dragged myself on the ground through my trash room and  yelled… I am a little crazy).  But Rowan might be more upset…

Now because this couldn’t be said at home and Aelin is a tricky motherfucker she was faking it.

And Abrobynn is killed by Lysandra in his sleep.

Next thing you know Aelin rolls up in that bitch, meaning the Assassin’s  guild, acting like Celena. Rowan does not like Celena. She is the sarcastic, deadly assassin that gives no fucks, not the queen.

She forges Abrobynn’s will so it says she gets everything. She makes the boys in the guild pay her for the guild.

(BIG PLOT SKIP HAPPENING NOW)

The next big thing I want to point out is when they find evil Dorian. Now Aelin tells Choal that they will comeback, since Dorian is being protected by witches.

But no… Choal does the most dumbass thing and runs into Manon.  And guess who saves his ass??????

Yes the girl who he called a monster. That is the one folks.

Now Aelin antagonizes Manon causing a chase and a fight. Manon shoots Rowan, and Aelin gets deadly with no powers. She almost kills Manon and when a building is falling down Manon, Aelin hears something. A girl calling out to Manon.  Aelin runs inside and saves her, because ‘someone called out to Manon the way Rowan would have called out to her’. So now Manon is in debt to Aelin.

Rowan almost dies from blood lost, but that hunk of chocolate is fine.

(ANOTHER HUGE PLOT SKIP FILLED WITH PLANNING)

Now I want to get to the final scene. Rowan and Aedion  are underground ready to start up explosives. (I know with the plot skips this sounds weird but I swear the blowing up is needed…*awkward smile*)

While team B is underground Team A is in the castle. They boys below need to blow up the clock tower, so that Aelin can use her powers. Aelin and Choal are upstairs with king. Choal pulls a Katniss and volunteers as fucking tribute. Aelin is running from a demonic Dorian, because the tower is up with the stone that blocks Aelin’s powers.  Why you ask the boys are being  attacked by evil demon dogs (as they are called in the supernatural world, trust me I know these things).

Now Aelin is running and Choal is dealing with the king, and by dealing I am he is being attacked.  This is how he gets himself killed. Yes he gets killed. (I cried for a while… while screaming for a while).

But, thank the heavens Choal had the Eye necklace that Elena gave to Celena. So he pretty much came back to life.

Now Aelin is able to get to Dorian. And finally the tower is broken down.  Dorian and Aelin mash up their powers and  take down the king who was under the spell of the rings the whole time apparently.

He is also dead now btw

Now Choal is a crip (not gang wise), Dorian is officially a king and Aelin is officially a queen.  

In the end Aelin finally gets home… where hopefully her and Rowan will sleep together. ….

Now bitches can we talk OTPs

You saw what happened to the Choal OTP. Everyone who actually thinks it is still happening needs to get some glasses. Did the titanic comeback?

Now Dorian… bitches. He is OTP of Friends. They are friends like Clary and Simon(Mortal Instruments), Elena and Stefan (The Vampire Diaries #Delena) and the time they were OTP it was cute, it was not hot, sexy or dangerous, it was cute like all the other OTP examples that I listed that turned into friends. Jace gave Clary danger and adventure, Damon gave Elena something to live for while she was dead, Dorian nor Choal has done that for Alien.

Rowan reminds Aelin of the good in her life. Rowan pushed her, Rowan traded working with one of the of the strongest fae to work with a lost Queen. Rowan pulls out emotions in her. Rowan pulled out Aelin the queen she is right now.

So can we get our OTP’s straight

Oh and Sam is dead… okay bitches… they were cute I love the fan art but he is not coming back. Rowan and Aelin went to his grave in QOS. He is underground.

QOS:

Reading it I was an emotional wreck. i loved it as I do all the other.

Recommend:

To everyone, 5 STARS

Views on the next book:

I don’t know what is going to happen, I can make no guess and that scares me.

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Maze Runner By: James Dashner Review

hat if you were in the Maze?

Would you run *And die*

Or stay…*And die*

Either way you could die, but…if you are not in maze you’re probably already dead

Death is common factor.

Anyway… the sun is close. A disease has spread throughout the world. It has killed, and some have had to hide.

There is cure.

It is in on of the most intelligent kids. From a young age some of the smartest kids were chosen and used for a project. There terrible government took them and threw them in a maze. All boys. One of them is the cure. This world is... a piece of crap.

Thomas aka 'greenie' is the new guy. Unlike the rest Thomas is special. He remembers more. Instantly Thomas wants to see the maze. When Alby, the first of all of them is hurt, and other runner Minho can't take him to safety, Thomas takes action. He runs in the maze while the doors are closing. Making it through in time, to get stuck with them.

They have to survive the night. While the maze is changing.

Thomas meets a griever. They are mechanical monsters, that inject a serum that makes a person sick. Minho leaves Thomas to run. To protect Alby. To survive.

At the end of the night Minho comes back when he catches up with Thomas. They kill a griever.

Their might be a way out.

Soon they meet the last one ever. A girl.

Time runs out.

She is the trigger to the end.

You have choices to run to try survive.

Or stay and slowly die.

The walls won't close. The grievers are picking them one by one.

Can you survive the maze?

Rating- 4.5/5

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Let's Play A Game

Dear diary,

I started to play this game with this guy. I have to show him affection. I have to kiss him, and let him hold me, and sleep with me, and if I fall for him, I lose, but if he falls for me he loses. And my best friend gets pregnant, and I am 99.9% sure i am being targeted. And no one pronounces my name right, I have a  name meant for both the males and females of this world.

….

that’s not me…. that’s Maxynn.

I get so connected to fictional character I don’t know the difference between me and someone I want to be. I mean her life is pretty great, beside the fact that her house burns down and her mom dies inside after saving her, having to go live with someone she hates, helping her best friend with her pregnancy, having a burn from the fire, and being hunted and kidnapped.

Maxynn goes to live with a hottie, player names Zach and his family, after her house burned down, and her mom dies.

She makes a beat with Zach that if she can make this player fall for her she wins and if he makes her fall for him Zach wins. The loser confesses their love to everyone.

It was the first story I read on wattpad, and the first time I felt connected to characters.

This book was the first time I realized I was crazy from  making me laugh, to  bitch, and to yell at fictional characters, and commenting, and laughing at other comments. This book started my wattpad journey. Even if it doesn’t start yours I promise Maxynn and Zach’s story is one that will live forever. It is  a reread and classic. You will never archive this.

logan- 500/5

Taylor- 500/5

(Side note from Taylor- READ THE DAMN BOOK, thank you)

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Heir of Fire by: Sarah J Maas

There is no way to say this without using rainbow language. Which means this review is rated BR- MA (BR- book review, if you don’t know MA, stop reading now. I can’t write this without spoilers. So at least have read, the first two books

They say the best books are the ones you have to put down, because you get to emotional. Well then this shit must the Queen of books. At first i just looked at the cover. I read the first damn sentence and the Feels just drove in an ran me over. And when I refused to die, Death decide to follow me and wait, because even he knows with all the damn book I read… I won't last long.

Heir of Fire is death. The best and worst death. You will die, and repossess your body, read some more. Laugh. cry. die. Forget your dead and continue to read. Realise, you can’t flip your page a month later, because you are STILL going through emotionally damage.

The beginning is literally so hard. First, you have a new character, who gets her own chapter. Bitch, I cannot get through them, and I can list hundreds of other readers who can’t either. I just have trouble reading about characters, who I am not emotionally connected to. Celena, who is now on her own, is now training with Rowan, the hot, muscular, hot, fae prince, who works for her aunt. Her aunt wants her to take her throne as Queen. To do so, she must reconnect with her powers. She is scared of them. She stays with the other Demi-fae, of course, there is something lurking around in the forest.

On the other side of the sea. Dorian falls for a maid. We all know what's running through our minds. A prince, with magical powers, and a healer… and the prince with a father...thats a dick. We can put two and two together and make four different problems out of this situation. One being that… HE IS APART OF THE DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE. THERE IS NO CANOODLING ALOUD!

Now lets get to Choal. He parted with Celena. They went from acquaintance, to lovers, to fucking enemies, and then lovers with a literal ocean between them. She left him with a mission, and he is out to fulfil it with the help of her cousin. HOLD A DAMN MINUTE.

Cousin?

Who looks like her. And has been with her until after they were separated .

Yes.

Her cousin Aedion, is Celena or Aelin, as a male. Sarcastic, cute, though he is a partier, and a ladies man, he has complete loyal to Aelin. However she is. Whether she is Celena, or Lillian, he would die for her. I found that hot. He got points

So Celena is now a hot head badass assassin

Rowan is a hot ass Fae, who uses Ice and wind magic

Dorian is a hot price, who uses ice and wind magic

Manon is… wait what?

Two princes. One fae. One human. And they both use the same magic… there is a damn connection. Shit is about to go down.

Manon is a witch.

Choal is a lover, who will do anything for Celena, and has a nice ass.

Aedion is her crazy ass cousin, who gains points

The end of this book. Is easy to get through. It has so much going on. It is like riding a damn rollercoaster, but you end gentle at the end, with a few tire tracks on your back, from the FEELS running you over.

But… get ready for the next ride with the  Queen of Shadows!!

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Death is my BFF by: katrocks247

Death is my BFF is no goth story. It will have you saying the following:

“Death kills me”

“Death is life”

“Omg, i love Death.”

*hopefully you don’t say those things if you’re not reading a story about death*

This story is about Faith Williams.

She is supposed to be dead

but she is not

why? You may ask.

Death saved her… but with a price. She has till she is eighteen, then at nineteen, she is his.

Death is how you would think.

He is the angel of death. the Grim Reaper

Always in a cloak, and has a scythe that is always by his side.

Faith is now eighteen, and Death won’t leave her alone. Always there to mess with her. He makes her see things, hear things, and have nightmares. All of which he makes hilarious.

it is a great story. The characters are amazing, and you can relate to Faith… at times. Death is so funny, he makes you laugh at the darkest, cruelest things, that you normally wouldn’t… I hope.

Death is so funny he… he practically kills you.

This is a wattpad original

and book one of a six book series

Death will have you dying

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Crown Of Midnight

Oh my dear Crown of Midnight. What can I say about the emotional rollercoaster that is Crown of Midnight.

    Now before I get into this, if you haven’t read Throne of Glass, then please

for that review….now on to the show.

Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas is the second book to a six book series. It kicks off a few months after Celena won the competition as the King’s Champion. As more rebels pop up from the horizon, it is clear to Celena what has to be done. Instead of growing closer to the Crown Prince Dorian, Celena pulls away and starts to grow closer to the Captain of the Guard, Chaol and to her now best friend Nehemia as they share an unbreakable bond.

And now here are my thoughts/breakdown(This book was so amazing that I couldn’t put my thoughts to words):

    First part of the book-

Second part of the book-

Celena and Chaol-

Dorian(this one is kinda a spoiler but you probably won’t catch it)-

Overall-

We give it 5 Patrick Stars out of 5!!

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Throne Of Glass

There are no words for this epic story, but I have summed it up the beat I could.

Badass assassin Celena,  was pulled out the slavery by guards. She finds out the prince calls for her, to be the champion of King, which will lead to her freedom. If only it was that easy. She has to battle and fight her way to the top. She grows close to the  Captain of the Guard Choal, who trains her, and help her prepare for her next battle/ obstacle. She also becomes friends with the prince, who saved her from the coal mines, Dorian.

She blows you away. She is funny, and beautiful and what I want to be when I grow up. She has this power to save so many. This book is amazing, and I have no idea why it is not a movie. It is beautifully written and the characters will make your heart ache. Celena and her savageness will leave  at the doctors office, because you now have breathing problems.

Throne of Glass is only book one of a six book series, not including the novellas, Assassin's Blade

Rate: Five stars

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Illegal My Ass-Review

This is one of the many books by: makeandoffer on One of the best book to read for Wattpad: Illegal My Ass

It is PG- 13!

It is extremely funny and entertaining from chapter one. I felt a connection to the characters as soon as they were introduced.

The story is about a 18 year old Drake who just got of jail. He goes out to get drinks and girls with his friend Nate. Drake sees a fight go down between a beauty and a douche bag. The beautiful girl sees him watching and confronts him, only for him to find out the beauty was his best friends younger sister. They have a sinister romance of crime and trouble. This book will leave you in tears of laughter, but pull out emotions of anger, sadness, and worry. There is never a dull moment between this 18 year old Drake and 16 year old Mia. You think what they're doing is illegal, please, illegal my ass.

This is a book you will always go back to. It never gets old, and will always be a wattpad classic.

wattpad.

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