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Sunday, October 2, 2016

Character and Emotions Part 1

Characters and Emotion!
These are kinda writing tips,
I wanted to talk about important characters and emotions. I’m going to put these in separate post. In hopes that it won’t be too long,
The thought came to me while I was watching this really hot guy get all protective  and  angry and thought some bad things and went “Blogging!” before sipping my smoothie.
Yeah...I’m trash.
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I want to start off with the important character to have.
Love Interest!
Very Important.There should always be a little love interest. No matter what sex or what shape.
And when I  say shape I mean  line or love triangle. Pick carefully!
Just Kidding! (No I’m not).
Whether it starts of as hate or a long  unknown love , this is important, It shows a lot about a character's.
They are not ALL that______.  
Fill in the blank with bad, or innocent or shy.

The Main Girl:
They usually go four way: Badass, Nerd, Naive Innocent, Bitch
There should always be a girl, just like how there should always be a guy.  A girl that's  either a BFF or Love interest! Make sure she and the main guy are close!
You can also make the main girl a villain.
The Main Guy
They can go the same way as the girls, except they can’t be a bitch ( unless they’re being a little bitch). Their fouth  option is usually being a dick.  Again they are either a BFF or a love interest and/ or villain
Group of Friends or Partners
Very important! They complement the main characters. The friends can tell who the person is. The nice guy with the bad guys or the bad girl  with the good girls. Or The bad guys and the good girls.  These can be switched. The guys can do charity while the girl’s do the bad shit,
Fuck gender roles!
Now We should Dig Deeper on to each trait!
The Dick
The guy that doesn’t give a shit about you or what you care about. Only cares for one thing. If he finds something you don’t like, he will do it, just because fuck it. He has and will continue to fuck anyone he wants. He is a general douche bag and witty as frick.
He either really likes you or hates you.
“If it bothers you that damn much, leave...That’s what I thought.”
The Sarcastic Dick
The best person in a book!
Not like the dick up their, but just the ass  that opens his mouth  at the wrong time. He is a cock block and likes to bother everyone. He smiles more and is  amused at the discomfort or anger he caused.
This usually goes best with: the best friend to the main guy and the main guy. The main guy is usually more of a dick but completely sarcastic, while the best friend is the same but less dick and more goofy.
“Well fuck! Would this be a bad time to mention the meter’s running?”
The Bitch
The girl who tries to break up the OTP. In anyway. Even if the girl is her friend she will continue to tell the main girl that he’s bad, Sometimes it can be so The Bitch can have the guy for herself
The Bitch can also just hate the  everyone else and wants to be on top. She will bring down anyone who gets in the way.  To me she is just this annoying roadblock. Sometimes you can have a bitch that isn’t too bad, but that is hard and close to impossible.
“He’ll just screw you and leave, just hand him over now, bitch.”
The Nerd
The one that looks at everyone like their crazy. The person that can explain how every terrible plan can and will go terrible. They read and can stay quiet. You don’t want to verbally fight with them, because they will slay you verbally if they are not shy.
Usually portrayed as shy and like to be alone, except when they are around groups, then they like to be with their friends.
“I give your mom fifteen minutes before she realizes you stole your car and you are grounded for the rest of the year. Tell me how March through November looks through your bedroom window.”
The Cutie
The person that knows they are cute. They pout and tilt their head and get whatever they want. Pretty much know they’re a princess. This can be played out more innocent, but  that's a whole new type of character,
That’s it though. They can wear black clothes or pink. They grin or smile, but   they make cute and sexy comments.
“Come one, babe, I don’t bite.”
Innocent
The person that knows no sexual terms. She can curse or try her best not to. She  knows nothing about sex or anything bad. She will name every bad thing that could happen- like the nerd. When she says it though it’s a bit of a ramble and she just doesn’t want anyone to get hurt. The Nerd might let their friends do something stupid the Innocent will beg them not to- then tag along.
“I don’t understand. What’s wrong with watching Netflix and hanging out.”
Badass
Anyone! Anyone who slays!
They are usually portrayed as no makeup (if a girl or a boy, I don’t judge.) if they do it’s like eyeliner.  They were all black, they don’t give two shits.
That does not matter! They can dress and do whatever they want, as long as they do amazingly badass things as well. Say they are putting on pink lipstick and have on a dress, but someone comes up to attack them. If they beat that person down while holding their lipstick, and then continue to put on lipstick when finishing off the guy after them, THEY ARE A BADASS!
“Well shit! You smudged my shoes, you fuck.”
The Scary One
They don’t say much. They are silent and threatening. They  are protective over people who they care about. As soon as someone fucks with that person they attack. They don’t have to do or say shit, They have serious RBF and like it that way. Keeps the people away.
“Apologize now!”
The Plan B
Where did they come from?
Usually interferes with the OTP. They are the person that comes into to town when the OTP is sinking slowly. They make it happen faster. They are there as soon as the OTP is broken and swoops to save the day and mend a broken heart. They are playfully flirtatious, that is until it works out.
This person could also help with character growth. They help the character grow to be a better person. Either way they are there when the character is about to get their heart broken and will swoop them off their feet.
“It’s fine, I’m here for you, I’ll never leave.”
The There, but Not
The person who helps the main character, but won’t die for them.
They love the main characters and are always there when they are needed- except when their life is on the line. The main characters probably don’t know this person’s real name, just in case it slips. They have everything that the character is looking for, except an aly on the battlefield.
“It was lovely talking to you. Don’t call, but know I love you. Take the back door just in case someone is watching.”
Hero
Simple. The person trying to do good. They do  not have to be the protagonist. If the villain is the main character, they are the antagonist. If their goal is save people and make sure as many as possible surve they are the hero.
“I’ll protect you will mylife, no one will hurt you.”
Villain
World domination!  If played right, they are my favorite. That are usually a sarcastic dick or they are like Damon, Klaus, and Elijah from TVD. They are different. They could just try to ruin one person's life and not give a fuck about the casualties. They could kill anyone that defies them in anyway. Or they could be calm and cool, but when they roll up their leaves when someone is about die.
No this does not mean, just guys are villian. Katherine was a villain was she not?
“I’ll kill every person who bumps into you on the street. Give me what I want or I give you the casualties.”
Next Post: EMOTIONS!!!!!

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Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Swinter Of Winter

The Swinter Of Winter- Jan. 2015
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I don’t care if Swinter is not a word to the dictionary, it is a word to me and it sounds funny as shit.


It is a new year. And let's talk books, bitches.
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We have got to get these books finished. If you are like me, you have over thirty book ideas and thirty Word Documents to prove it. In fact I just got another one.
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We have to find a book  that we are writing and focus on that.  I know it is hard, trust me I know, but  one book needs to be finished by the time next winter comes back around.


With the new year we have the book  challenge we all put on ourselves. Trying to read thirty books throughout the year. And we have a lot of new releases coming up.
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The book I will be mentioning are my personal favorite’s


Cruel Crown By: Victoria Aveyard- a prologue to Red Queen. That was released on January 5.
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Glass Sword By: Victoria Aveyard- the sequel to Red Queen will be released on Feb. 9th. I would give you more, but I haven’t reviewed Red Queen, I am reading it now though. I will definately be getting this book.
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The Shadow Queen By: C. J. Redwine- I honestly am so hyped about this book. And this cover though!  This twist on snow white will have you begging for more. I personally do not like the story of snow white, but I am so excited about getting my hands on this book. Feb. 16
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Reign of Shadows By:  Sophia Jordan- This cover has me crying. I really want this book. I found it wayyyy back when QOS (if you don’t know what this means, leave my page) came out. This book just says Rapunzel to me. Feb. 9.
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Why are all these books about corrupted kingdoms…?


Anyways! Sarah J Maas update her next releases are in May and September.
Now we get to the fun stuff. We all want to know what basic ass tumblr drink to get on the snowy days.
From panera I would suggest their hot chocolate.  They put cookie dough and caramel in it to give give you warmth and a sugar rush.
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I also recommend the Gingerbread Latte from starbucks, along with the Gingerbread Frap. They both scream the holiday!
The next is the Caramel brulee Latte and iced Coffee. This one of my favorites. The Iced coffee taste smack like Cocoa Puffs!
To bring back the holiday cheer try the Peppermint Mocha. The minty flavor will make you filled like Christmas.  


Now that we have drinks to sweeten our taste buds let's talk books again. Guys and girls we need to finish these books. Here are my tips to finish writing and reading:
  • Read right after school or work, give yourself thirty minutes to relax. If not right after, right before bed. In my case that keeps me up (she types with bags under eyes)tumblr_mwvvwnScC11sgh4k9o1_500.gif
  • Read during the week and write on the weekend. Or maybe switch it around. I get my best ideas when I am supposed to be working, but my body wants to procrastinate.tumblr_ngsjfoq9XX1qg4861o1_400.gif
  • Promise to write a chapter or page a day.
  • Make the Date! Set up date for when you want certain parts of your book done. That can go with reading too. Set up when you want to read.
  • Mark the books you plan on reading. Know what books you want to be main and finished, and what will be a between book
  • Read when you want to, not when you feel like you have to. fall-clothes.gif
  • Read in a comfortable and warm environmentTGaDURe.gif
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Try these. i am trying to reach a goal of thirty books this year, and these are the steps I plan on using.


Let’s see how many places we get to go this year.